Memory:Filk

The fastest quickling that ever whizzed past you, this particular individual seems to be very alert and vigilant. His blurring movements are accompanied by an eerie whistling sound... a tune of strangely compelling power. This very small guy in funny colorful clothes sings for you: "Letmeentertainyou" he warbles, and you concede that he is a great musician, his repertoire practically infinite, but a lousy entertainer, because he keeps breaking into a new song every other moment. "Vanillaisthefinestoftheflavors" he sings "OneworldOneFuturedonttakedrugskidsgiveemtomeIwasntbuilttogetup.NiquetamereMachdieAugenzuundkuess mich..." His excited voice makes your teeth stand on edge, and you just want this notoriously cheery artist to shut his bloody gob.