Memory:Munge

This burly brute could almost be mistaken for a human from a distance, however, he's much more heavily muscled than any normal man. He scratches himself and spits frequently as he goes about his duty, mainly standing around all day. He looks about as bright as a frog, but is well trained to react quickly if "da boss" is threatened. Hotzenplotz bought him off some goblin tribe a few years ago, when the goblins tried to get rid of him - albeit excessively daft he was growing strong and could have overcome his masters easily if he had tried to. Hotzenplotz knows how to keep him and his brother in line and thus has two loyal bodyguards.