Memory:Caveman

A huge, hairy mass of muscle lumbers toward you. He wears only the skins and furs of slain animals. More beast than man, the caveman eyes you hungrily, as cavemen rarely have preferences in their eating habits. They don't care if their meat is cooked or raw, hog or hurthling. "Hello, friend." "UUrrrgh." "What is your business in these caves? May I help you?" "Grawwrrrgrgh!" "Please put that club away. Someone might get hurt." "!YEURGURRRGRRR!!!!!" A low forehead, strong almost ape-like teeth and very poor conversational skills as well as a bad attitude - this must be a member of the fabulous cave-dwelling tribe you heard about. You've also been warned that they tend to eat unwelcome guests, but hope that's an unfounded rumour.