Memory:Ettin

A giant-like creature with two heads, the ettin is difficult to surprise as one of the huge orc-like heads is usually alert. They are not very intelligent, in spite of the two heads, and have occassionally been known to fight with themselves, although the presence of an opponent always brings both heads to focus on the intruding being as the preferred target. They are not very tidy about their appearance, being more concerned with causing damage to some other creature. "Hey, you trod on my foot!" "Stop talking such tosh. There's no such thing as your foot-my foot for us." "You're the head to th' left, aren't ya?" "That's nuffink to do with what foot does what." "You think so? How d'you like it if i give you a good solid kick in - ouch!" "Stoopid, stoopid!" "I've really had it up to here with you! You brush yer teeth with *my* hand, you snore, you insists on us sleepin' on the right side so i end up the lower one, you always eats first..." "Apropos eat: someone laughed; someone soft and juicy, judging by the smell." "Haha, let's go get 'em!" Oops, you'd better go now.