Memory:Dark sage

An old scholar in long dark robes strides toward you. He possesses knowledge of things beyond the comprehension of any normal man, and his mind has obviously been corrupted by this very knowledge. This contact with chaotic forces has also given the sage dark magical powers, and a strong lust for power. He might know more than you could learn in your whole life and he has mastered a couple of magical tricks during his studies, but will you have a look at him: no muscles anywhere, pale like a deep-sea fish, deep rings under the eyes from nights spent in the library with only a dim lantern and several hundred ancient tomes for company, and a chronical cough from dust and smoking. Just thrust a finger in his chest and he'll fall over. So kids: don't stick around the reading room, go out and beat up your friends!